Hey, everybody get out of the street now 
I hear the roar of an XKE now 
Sloppy sweater and pony tail 
And the cop on the corner is turnin' pale 
Whoo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher 

All the kids are just crazy about her 
Central High would be a drag without her 
She knows her history from A to Z 
She digs the monkey and the Watusi 
Whoo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher 

Whoo! 

We're out in the hall and a-changin' classes 
Plays guitar, wears blue sunglasses 
She's prim and proper and a real swinger 
She's gonna be a rock-and-roll singer 
Whoo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher 

Whoo! 

History class is getting' bigger and bigger 
They come from miles `cause they really dig her 
The P.T.A. was real sore 
When she walked in with a red surf board 
Whoo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher 

Whoo! 

C'mon, girl 
Aw, you're too much! 
Whoo! 
C'mon, girl 
Whoo! 

FADE