FRANK SINATRA - Swingin On A Star lyrics

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Writer(s): burke/van heusen<br><br>Would you like to swing on a star<br>Carry moonbeams home in a jar<br>And be better off than you are<br>Or would you rather be a mule<br><br>A mule is an animal with long funny ears<br>He kicks up at anything he hears<br>His back is brawny - and his brain is weak<br>He's just plain stupid with a - stubborn streak<br><br>And by the way, if you hate to go to school<br>You may grow up to be a mule<br><br>Would you like to swing on a star<br>Carry moonbeams home in a jar<br>And be better off than you are<br>Or would you rather be a pig<br><br>A pig is an animal with dirt on his face<br>His shoes are a terrible disgrace<br>He ain't got no manners when he eats his food<br>He's fat and lazy - and extremely rude<br><br>But if you don't care a feather or a fig<br>You may grow up to be a pig<br><br>Would you like to swing on a star<br>Carry moonbeams home in a jar<br>And be better off than you are<br>Or would you rather be a fish<br><br>A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook<br>He cant write his name or read a book<br>And to fool the people is his only thought<br>Though he slippery - he still gets caught<br>But then if that sort of life is what you wish<br>You may grow up to be a fish<br><br>And all the monkeys aren't in a zoo<br>Every day you meet quite a few<br>So you see it's all up to you<br>You can be better than you are<br>You could be swinging on a star