Flirtations - One Of Us lyrics

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(Note: this segment is spoken. The five of them describe each<br />

Other.)<br />

Jon: One of us was a U.S. Army MP.<br />

Jimmy: One of us came out of the closet at thirty-seven.<br />

Cliff: One of us went to his high school prom, but with his<br />

boyfriend.<br />

Aurelio: One of us was a high school cross-country champion.<br />

Michael: And one of us WAS a high school cross-dresser, and it<br />

WASN'T ME.<br />

Jon: One of us coached high school wrestling.<br />

Jimmy: As teenagers, two of us attempted suicide.<br />

Cliff: All except one of us are single, and available!<br />

Michael: And bitter... and desperate!<br />

Jon: I only date pro-feminist men, so it kinda, you know,<br />

narrows it down.<br />

Michael: That's why you're so lonely!<br />

Jon: I know!<br />

Jimmy: One of us believes that size matters.<br />

Jon: And four of them are LYING.<br />

Aurelio: One of us ran away from home at the age of fourteen.<br />

Cliff: Two of us have been repeatedly arrested for civil<br />

disobedience.<br />

Aurelio: One of us had a former girlfriend who died of AIDS as the<br />

result of a blood transfusion.<br />

Michael: One of us is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.<br />

Jon: One of us was fag-bashed with a two-by-four.<br />

Jimmy: One of us has been living with AIDS for ten years.<br />

Michael: And he's TIRED of it!