Flight Of The Conchords - Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor lyrics

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Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks

[Jemaine]

Going to the party

Sippin' on Bacardi

Wanna meet a hottie

But there's Adam, Steve and Marty

There's Billy, Todd and Tommy

They're on leave from the army

The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

[Bret]

Tell the players, make it understood

It ain't no good if there's too much wood

Make sure you know before you go

The dance floor bro-hoe ratio

Five to one is a brodeo

Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go

Wait outside all night to find

Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Easy to fix

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Spread out the dicks

[Dave]

Too many dudes

With too many dicks

Too close to my shit

Too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds

More broads, less rods

I came to do battle

Scadaddle with the cattle prods

[Jemaine]

Too many men

Too many boys

Too many misters

Not enough sisters

Too much time on, too many hands

Not enough ladies, too many mans

[Jemaine]

Too many dicks

Too many dongs

Too many schlongs

Now sing this song