Flight Of The Conchords - Sugalumps lyrics

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Jemaine:

(Let me tell ya)

I see you girls

checkin out my trunks.

I see you girls

checkin out the front of my trunks.

I see you girls

lookin at my junk,

then checkin out my rump,

then back to my sugalumps.

When i shake it, I shake it on up.

You probably think that my pants had the mumps.

Its just my sugalumps, bump-da-bump.

They look so good thats why I keep them in the front.

Bret:

All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps.

Jemaine:

They drive the ladies crazy

All these bitches checkin out my britches.

Put 'em in a trance when i wear track pants.

My dungarees make them hungeries.

Over the moon when i don pantaloons.

Bret:

My sugalumps are two of a kind.

Sweet and white and highly refined.

Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery

to steal a feel of my family jewelry.

My candy balls, they cause a kuffuffle,

the ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffles.

When you party with the party prince,

you get two complimentary after-dinner mints.

Both (Bret and Jemaine):

We see you girls,

checkin' out our trunks.

We see you girls,

checkin' out the front of our trunks.

We see you girls,

checkin' out our junk, then checkin' out our rumps,

then back to our sugalumps.

Dave:

Chillin' in the store,

doin' my thing.

When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling.

I'm like, "Holy Shit! Man, what happened to you?"

He says, "How much will you give me for the family jewels?"

I said, "Ten bucks."

He says, "No Way."

"Ten bucks and a frisbee."

He says, "Okay."

So I took his sugalumps,

put 'em up in a display.

Sold 'em as hackey-sacks later that day.

Both (Bret and Jemaine):

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps,

sweet sugalumps, yeah.

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps,

sweet sugalumps, yeah.