Flight Of The Conchords - Mutha'uckas lyrics

rate me

Too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my shi-

There's too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my shi-

-Uckin' with my shi-

Too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my shi-

With my shi-

How many mutha -uckas?

Too many to count

Mutha -uckas

I pay my mutha -uckin' rent fortnightly

Mutha -uckas at the bank trying to play me

And I'm out for my account

'Cause out on A.P

On A.P.

Yeah, you know me

Mutha -ucka charge a two buck transaction fee

Makes my payment short

My rent comes back to me

Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty

So you'll fee me 'cause of your mutha -uckin' fee

Read the words

On my ATM slip, it said

We're all mutha -uckas

And we're -uckin' with your shi-

Come on

Too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my shi-

My transaction shi-!

There's too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my shi-

My weekly statement shi-!

Too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my shi-

With my balance shi-!

How many mutha -uckas?

Too many to count

Mutha -uckas

The mutha -ucka runs a racist -uckin' grocery

The mutha -ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi

The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious

Cut the cra- ...-sh-...'ause I need my red delicious

Tells me that as a Kiwi my money isn't valid

Gonna dice the mutha -ucka like a mutha -uckin' fruit salad

Then... sh-... Granny Smith... f-...

...up... an avocado... ...-uck... -an... -n...

...-on...an' a mango... f-...

-k...-k then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my shi-

I'm gonna juice the mutha -ucka

There's too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my shi-

He's gonna wake up in a smoothie

Too many mutha -uckas

-Uckin' with my

Everybody come on!

Yeah

Too many mutha -uckas -uckin' with my shhhhh