Flight Of The Conchords - Carol Brown lyrics

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Loretta

Broke my heart in a letter

She told me she was leaving

And her life would be better

Joan

Broke it off over the phone

After the tone

She left me alone

Jen said she'd never ever

See me again

When I saw her again

She said it again

Jan

Met another man

Lisa got amnesia

Just forgot who I am

Felicity

Said there was no electricity

Emily

No chemistry

Fran ran

Bruce turned out to be a man

Flo had to go

I couldn't go with the flow

Carol Brown

Just took a bus out of town

But I'm hoping that you'll

Stick around

He doesn't cook or clean

He's not good boyfriend material

We can eat cereal

He loses interest fast

His relationships never last

Shut up, girlfriends from the past

He says he'll do one thing

And then he goes and does another thing

Who organized all of my ex-girlfriends

Into a choir and got them to sing?

Who, who? Shut up

Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi

Will no longer see me

Britney

Britney hit me

Paula, Persephone

Stella and Stephanie

There must be fifty ways

That lovers have left me

Carol Brown

Just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing

It could just float away on the breeze

He said the same thing to me

How can we ever know

We've found the right person in this world

He means he looks at other girls

Love is a mystery

It does not follow a rule

This guy is a fool

He'll always be a boy

He's a man who never grew up

I thought I told you to shut up

Mona

You told me you were in a coma

Tiffany

You said that you had an epiphany

Would you like a little cereal?

Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?

Was it you, Carol Brown?

Was it you, Carol Brown?

Carol Brown

Just took a bus out of town

But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Thanks to Adrina for these lyrics