Flight Of The Conchords - Albi (the rasict dragon) lyrics

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Artist : Flight Of The Conchords

Title :Albi (the Racist Dragon)

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Jermaine:

In the marmalade forest (forest)

Between the Make believe trees

In a cottage cheese cottage

Lives Albi

Bret:

Albi

Jermaine

Albi

Bret:

Albi

Both:

Albi

Both:

Albi , The racist dragon

Jermaine:

Part 6

And so all the villagers chased Abli the racist dragon into a very cold very scary cave

And it was so cold and so scary in there that Abli began to cry dragon tears

Which as we all know turn into jeally beans

Any way at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail

And he turned around and who should that little hand belong to

But the badly burned albanian boy from the day before

"What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday" grumbled Albi quite racistly

"No Albi you didnt kill me with your dragon flames, I crawled to saftey, but you did leave me very badly disfigured" laughed the boy "Why are you crying so"

"Im crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave, I think its because im so racist, get you hand off my tail you'll make it dirty"

"No Albi its not because of your racism that they chased you here, they chased me here too when i became all disfigured like this, they just dont like you and i, because, well, because were diffrent to them"

And that made Abli cry a single tear which turned into a jelly bean all the colours of the rainbow

And suddenly he wasnt racist anymore

So they sat in the cave(cave)

and ate bubble gum pie (YUM)

Albi the racist, well not anymore, dragon

Thanks to matt lamb for these lyrics