Five Iron Frenzy - You Can't Handle This lyrics

rate me

Making young girls pine

I don't have the time

Babies get in line

I've got a protractor

Got a stapler now

It goes "ka-ching"

Gotta have the math club crown me king

Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing

On my calculator

If you're up

And if you want

A piece of me

Wave goodbye

And blow a kiss

'Cause you can't handle this

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No, No, No

You can't handle this

No, No, No

You can't handle this

Through my glasses glare

You'll see savoir faire

Beneath my icy stare

I've got a retainer

Maybe I'm the physics main event

Maybe I'm the chem club president

Maybe even Texas Instruments

Thinks that I'm coplanar

If you're up

And if you want

A piece of me

Wave goodbye

And blow a kiss

'Cause you can't handle this

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Bridge-

And Leonard Nimoy

Can't stand up to this

And Captain James T. Kirk

Bows beneath my fists

And I am awesome

Awesome

I am the awesomest

Chorus