Five Guys Named Moe movie - What's The Use Of Getting Sober lyrics
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NOMAX:<br>
You know Big Moe, I need a fresh drink<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Nomax, you're making a very serious mistake here<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
How you figured<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
You oughta listen to your friend Big Moe<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
I'm listenin'<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
And stop drinkin so much<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
I don't drink that much<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Shut up boy, you drink all day and you drink all night<br>
now Max you know that aint right<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
Let me explain<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Shut up boy, your eyes are as red as they can be<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
That ok, I've got some sunglasses somewhere<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
And it looks to Big moe you're about<br>
to blow your wig<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
Now I'm not gonna blow my wig<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
When you gonna learn boy?<br>
What's the use of gettin sober<br>
when you're gonna get drunk again<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
Exactly<br>
you know, old sam did something mighty fine<br>
when he brought back good whiskey, beer and wine<br>
because I love my whiskey and I love my gin<br>
every time you see me I'll be in the sin<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Don't you think you already deep enough in sin?<br>
When you gonna learn Max?<br>
What's the use of gettin sober<br>
when you're gonna get drunk again<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
Hey you know Big Moe<br>
I went out last night about half past one<br>
I thought I'd whoop it up a little bit, you know,<br>
have me some fun<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
I understand<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
So I got me a half a pint about half past two<br>
Now after I drank that you know what I wanted to do<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Sleep<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
Uh, uh, then I got me a pint about half past four<br>
now after i drank that I just wanted some more<br>
so then I got me a quart<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Oh a quart<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
Yes about half past five<br>
now after I drank that,<br>
ooh, I didn't know if I was dead or alive<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
I think more dead than alive<br>
When you gonna learn Max?<br>
What's the use of gettin sober<br>
when you're gonna get drunk again<br>
God I hope this boy learns, lord have mercy<br>
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NOMAX:<br>
I been thinkin', but I keep drinkin',<br>
and I'm just about to lose my mind.<br>
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