Five Guys Named Moe movie - There Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens lyrics
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NO MOE:<br>
OK folks here's a little story just for you<br>
now one night Farmer brown was takin' the air<br>
he locked up the farmyard with the greatest of care<br>
but down in the hen-house something stirred<br>
and when he shouted 'Whos there?"<br>
this is what he heard<br>
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
There ain't nobody here but us chickens<br>
There ain't nobody here at all<br>
so quiet yourself and stop that fuss<br>
there ain't nobody here but us<br>
we chickens tryin' to sleep, and you butt in<br>
and hobble hobble hobble hobble it's a sin<br>
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NO MOE:<br>
Now Farmer brown lit his corn cobbed pipe<br>
he looked down at his trusty dog<br>
and he said, "Hey id the chickens said they alright<br>
they are alright.<br>
Let's head back to the shack Jack". But the dog wasn't<br>
convinced, he said "Go back to the henhouse" gave a<br>
little doggy knock and in his best chickenese said<br>
"Is everything alright?"<br>
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
I said there ain't nobody here but us chickens<br>
There ain't nobody here at all<br>
you're stompin' around and checkin' around<br>
and kickin' up an awful fuss<br>
we chickens tryin' to sleep, and you butt in<br>
and hobble hobble hobble hobble it's a sin<br>
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NO MOE:<br>
"Ok, ok, ok," said the dog and he turned to leave<br>
just then a very unchicken like sneeze came<br>
from the henhouse "Achoo!"<br>
Farmer Brown cocked his gun, he syas "I'm a comin' in,<br>
you better open that door just a teeny weeny <br>
bit so I can take a peek"<br>
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
NO! Tomorrow is a busy day<br>
we got things to do, we got eggs to lay,<br>
ground to dig, we've got worms to scratch,<br>
you know it takes a lot of sittin' gettin' chicks to hatch<br>
besides - there aint nobody here but us chickens<br>
there ain't nobody here at all<br>
so stop that fuss and raisin' dust<br>
hey there ain't nobody here but us<br>
so kindly point that gun the other way<br>
and hobble hobble hobble off and hit the hay.<br>
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NO MOE:<br>
Okay, I guess you're right, I'm off<br>
to sleep. Goddnight.<br>
Hey Boss man, what d'ya think?<br>
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
Easy pickin's, ain't nobody here but us chickens.<br>
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