Five Guys Named Moe movie - Safe, Sane And Single lyrics

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EAT MOE:<br>

A woman is the sweetest thing<br>

on that we all agree<br>

but when she gets the wedding band<br>

a mans no longer free<br>

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That's why I'm safe, sane and single<br>

I'm on my merry way<br>

Yes I'm safe, sane and single<br>

that's how I'm gonna stay<br>

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LITTLE MOE:<br>

A wife and husband came upon<br>

the parting of their ways<br>

the judge gave her the bank account<br>

and gave him 90 days<br>

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That's why I'm safe, sane and single<br>

I'm on my merry way<br>

Yes I'm safe, sane and single<br>

that's how I'm gonna stay<br>

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BIG MOE:<br>

A friend of mine got married<br>

to a gal named Nellie Gray<br>

she pawned his watch then sold his car<br>

and gave his clothes away<br>

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That's why I'm safe, sane and single<br>

I'm on my merry way<br>

Yes I'm safe, sane and single<br>

that's how I'm gonna stay<br>

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NO MOE:<br>

I met a gal in Birmingham<br>

and thereby hangs a tale<br>

she had a husband doing time<br>

another out on bail<br>

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That's why I'm safe, sane and single<br>

I'm on my merry way<br>

Yes I'm safe, sane and single<br>

that's how I'm gonna stay<br>

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NOMAX:<br>

Ha, ha ,ha, I got one<br>

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I courted a gal for 15 years<br>

her Pa said we should wed<br>

if my horse could only cook<br>

I'd marry him instead<br>

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ALL:<br>

That's why I'm safe, sane and single<br>

I'm on my merry way<br>

Yes I'm safe, sane and single<br>

that's how I'm gonna stay<br>

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Thank God I'm safe, Thank God I'm safe,<br>

Yes I'm safe, sane and single<br>

that how I'm gonna stay<br>

Thank God I'm safe, Thank God I'm safe,<br>

Yes I'm safe, sane and single<br>

that how I'm gonna stay!<br>

Thank God I'm safe, Thank God I'm safe,<br>

Yes I'm safe, sane and single<br>

that how I'm gonna stay!<br>

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NO MOE:<br>

Now you got that?<br>

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