Five Guys Named Moe movie - Pettin' And Pokin' lyrics
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BIG MOE:<br>
I'm gonna tell you a story about Jack and Jill,<br>
and I don't mean the couple that went up the hill,<br>
I mean a couple of lovers that live next door,<br>
they're always battlin'<br>
and I'm just tryin' to keep score.<br>
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They keep a pettin' and pokin' and jabbin' and jokin'<br>
and coolin' and crackin' and wooin' and whackin'<br>
and neckin' and knockin' and and singin' and sockin'<br>
squawkin' and squeezin' burnin' and freezin'.<br>
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EAT MOE:<br>
He holds her hand for as long as he's able,<br>
but when he let's go she bops him with the table.<br>
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ALL:<br>
Bop.<br>
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EAT MOE:<br>
A pattin' and a pinchin'<br>
and clobberin' and clinchin'<br>
they enjoying themselves, having a good time.<br>
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LITTLE MOE:<br>
They were havin' a time<br>
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ALL:<br>
Everybody had a time, they had a real good time,<br>
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LITTLE MOE:<br>
They were havin' a time<br>
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ALL:<br>
Everybody had a time, they had a real good time,<br>
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LITTLE MOE:<br>
Good time<br>
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
Now Reverand Green thought he'd call one day,<br>
on those nice newly-weds across the way,<br>
but just as the pastor knocked on the door,<br>
a straight right connected him and he hit the floor.<br>
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LITTLE MOE:<br>
Say what?<br>
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
They were pittin' and poppin'<br>
they were bangin' and boppin' coolin' and kissin'<br>
they were hittin' and missin'<br>
groovin' and grievin' and lovin' and leavin<br>
kickin' and cracklin' and ticklin' and and tacklin'<br>
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LITTLE MOE:<br>
They were havin' a time<br>
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ALL:<br>
Everybody had a time, they had a real good time.<br>
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LITTLE MOE:<br>
Yeah, good time<br>
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NO MOE:<br>
Once a lion escaped from the ciruc train,<br>
he strayed in Jack and kills domain,<br>
just then they got in a towerin' rage,<br>
the lion took one look and jumped back in his cage.<br>
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Swattin' and swingin' and plottin' and playin',<br>
stompin' and stampin' and groovin' and grabbin',<br>
they kept dancin' and duckin', trippin' and truckin',<br>
plottin' and pleadin' and bangin' and bleddin'.<br>
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LITTLE MOE:<br>
Well ma Momma said, I'll go right in there and fetch her,<br>
bit lord Momma came out ridin' on a stretcher,<br>
feintin' and foldin' hittin' and holdin',<br>
they were in love, havin' a good time.<br>
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ALL MOES:<br>
Ain't married life wonderful!<br>
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