Five Guys Named Moe movie - Look Out Sister lyrics
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
Ladies I'd like to talk to you for just about two minutes.<br>
Now you can turn me off if you want to but what I've got<br>
to say is for your benefit and no-one else. Now we heard what<br>
Big Moe had to say to the brothers but I'm goin' to tell you<br>
straight up that fellas these days ain't no good.<br>
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LITTLE MOE:<br>
Stool pigeon, stool pigeon<br>
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
What you mean stool pigeon. You see that's what I mean,<br>
listen stick around girls<br>
don't be no clown, and please pick up on what I put down.<br>
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If he drives you to the beach <br>
and he starts to reach,<br>
look out, sister look out<br>
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If he says you look fetchin'<br>
and wants to go show you his etchin's,<br>
don't go up there, you better not go up there.<br>
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And if he says you know you look good in a sweater,<br>
go home and write him a leteer, hmm, hmmm,<br>
you know what I mean.<br>
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And look here, if he buys you crocks of champagne,<br>
take a train and go to Maine,<br>
get outta town before it's too late.<br>
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If he says "Darlin' you look just like my mother",<br>
go home and get your big brother<br>
and have him snapped up.<br>
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Now what you gigglin' for?<br>
Look here this ain't funny!<br>
hee hee hee the devil!<br>
You better pay attention to me now listen up,<br>
don't listen to nobody but me now.<br>
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Don't listen to Big Moe, don't listen to Little Moe,<br>
don't listen to no no, or No Moe whatever that childs<br>
name is over near Nomax don't listen to eat Moe<br>
don't listen to nobody but me alright.<br>
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If something happen to you this summer<br>
you say I didn't tell you "alright",<br>
now this is some knowledge I use myself,<br>
I got this jive straight from the shelf<br>
and it's known to be successful to a marked degree,<br>
and baby I'm givin' it to you for free, alright!<br>
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Now if you wanna go for a ride in the car,<br>
don't stay too long and don't go too far,<br>
and if he syas "darlin, darlin, you know i feel so lucky",<br>
go tell that man to catch a train to Kentucky.<br>
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And if he says you know, ooh baby baby,<br>
you know you look groovy,<br>
I think I'm gonna put you in a movie,<br>
hey! he ain't no talent scout<br>
he don't know what it's all about<br>
and if he laughs at all your jokes<br>
says your brand is all he smokes<br>
he drinks nothing but cokes<br>
he wants to meet your folks<br>
don't believe him baby, it's a hoax, alright<br>
tell him to get lost<br>
coz he ain't nothing but a moose.<br>
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And if he says "Hey sugar, I'm on the square"<br>
go home and leave him right there, leave him right there<br>
and if he says "Hello baby, you look great,<br>
I'm gonna take you on a date"<br>
He ain't nothing but a fake<br>
go tell him to go jump in the lake.<br>
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What you sitting up there gigglin' for?<br>
you know you'd be surprised at what them men<br>
are framin' up on doin' this summer<br>
and if somethin' happened to you<br>
you'd say I didn't tell you<br>
so listen to what I'm tellin' you<br>
look at what I'm puttin' down alright?<br>
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Here it is,<br>
now if he buys you clothes<br>
and nylon hose<br>
and takes you round the nation<br>
on a two week vacation<br>
buys you diamond rings, mink coats and everything<br>
and he's the mellow creature who wants<br>
to see the preacher<br>
well, you don't have to look out baby<br>
take him home to momma<br>
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ALL:<br>
Look out<br>
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FOUR EYED MOE:<br>
Now listen girls, don't tease him just squeeze him<br>
because that's your main squeezy easy!<br>
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ALL:<br>
Look out sister, you better look out<br>
look out!<br>
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