Five Guys Named Moe movie - Brother Beware lyrics
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BIG MOE:<br>
HEY FELLAS<br>
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ALL:<br>
YES<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Just you fellas, listen to me, because I've got somthing to<br>
tell you, and I want you to hear every word.<br>
And govern yourself accordingly.<br>
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Now you see these girls with these fine diamonds, and fox furs,<br>
and fine clothes?<br>
<br>
Well, Jack, they're looking for a husband, and you're listening<br>
to a man who knows, that they ain't fooling.<br>
And if you fool around with them you gonna be in for a schooling!<br>
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If she saves your dough and don't want to go to a show,<br>
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ALL:<br>
Beware, brother beware.<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Is she's easy to kiss and she don't resist,<br>
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ALL:<br>
Beware, brother beware.<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
And when you go for a walk and she listens when you talk,<br>
she's trying to hook you!<br>
And when there ain't nobody looking,<br>
she asks you to taste her cooking,<br>
don't do it, don't do it.<br>
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ALL:<br>
Don't do that, don't do it.<br>
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BIG MOE:<br>
Now if you go to a show and she wants to sit in the back row,<br>
bring her down front - bring her right down front,<br>
you got that?<br>
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And if you want to go for a snack<br>
and she wants to boop in the back,<br>
watch it,<br>
she's trying to hook you!<br>
<br>
And listen,<br>
if she's used to caviar and fine silk,<br>
and when she goes out with you she wants a hotdog and a malted milk,<br>
she's been used to going to Carnegie hall,<br>
and when you take her night clubbing she wants to hear one meatball,<br>
and she grabs your hand and says,<br>
"Darlin', you're such a NICE man,"<br>
beware, I'm tellin' ya what's been put down,<br>
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and you better pick up on it.<br>
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Now listen here,<br>
if her sister calls you 'brother',<br>
you better get further, I'm telling you,<br>
you better get out of there,<br>
and if she's acting kinda wild,<br>
and says "Darlin', give me a trial,"<br>
don't do it, don't be weak, don't give in to her,<br>
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And if she looks up in your face,<br>
and just melts in to place, let her melt,<br>
forget it!<br>
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You think they're payin' attention to me?<br>
Should I tell them about the...should I...?<br>
okay, I'm gonna tel them,<br>
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If she calls you on the phone,<br>
and says "Darlin', are you all alone?"<br>
no, no, no, you got three girls with you,<br>
don't pay no attention to women,<br>
stand up for your rights, you're a man, that's right!<br>
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Shoud I tell them about everything?<br>
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Ok, if you turn out the light, and she don't fight,<br>
that's all, that's all, that's the end,<br>
it's too late then, she got you hooked,<br>
you might as well stick with her,<br>
pay attention to me, because this is very important,<br>
here we go baby...<br>
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If you're home about two,<br>
and you don't know what to do,<br>
you pull back the curtains,<br>
the whole family's looking at you,<br>
get your business straight, set the date,<br>
and lord don't be late!<br>
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ALL:<br>
So brother, beware,<br>
brother you better beware, beware<br>
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