Feable Weiner - Attorneying Me On lyrics

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Attorning Me On/Attorneying Me On

She's an attorney and turning me on, turning me on

And I kinda like it, and I wanna tell her

Instead of learning, she's turning me on, turning me on

And I kinda like it, and I wanna tell her

I'm in love with my professor

I'm a daydream obsessor

If I could magically undress her I would

She always writes on the board a little higher than she should

My chances are not bad, they're not good

Oh oh

Blessed are the shoulders that maliciously hike

Oh oh oh

The teacher's tapered hemline to a new height

Oh oh

I swear it almost hurts when she walks by

Oh oh oh

And she's showin' off her legs again

And I'm a leg guy

She's an attorney and turning me on, turning me on

And I kinda like it, and I wanna tell her

Instead of learning, she's turning me on, turning me on

And I really like it, and I wanna tell her

I'm in love with my professor

I'm a daydream obsessor

If I could magically undress her I would

She reprimands me with a note on my test in red she wrote

“I know you think it's cute to insert funny phrases when you do not know the answer

But I don't”

But I do

Oh oh

She says that I don't take this class too seriously

Oh oh oh

I say blame your tight short skirt, see-through shirt and not me

Oh oh

You've gotta believe me

I swear I've tried

Oh oh

And she's showin' off her legs again

And I'm a leg guy

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Ah

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Ah

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Ah (keeps repeating until the end of song)