Fatty Spins - Muppet Sex lyrics

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There once was this grouch named Oscar

who lived in a trashcan. He was broke.

He couldn't get more ass than All the other Muppets and the rest of the peeps,

Until he spotted this hottie on Sesame Street.

He said, I really like your swagger, and I could carry on

But your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn.

I'm going Gonzo, so maybe we should talk or like

Fozzie Bears jokes we could waka waka waka.

You should try it out, girl. Maybe we're a match.

Just like Pinocchio there'll be no strings attached.

I wanna get to know you, and girl if you're up to it,

I can be your Big Bird and we can Snuffleupagus.

I got a pet worm, and you can make him grow,

Or I'll be your Super-Grover so I can save a ho,

And she said, hey Oscar, I don't mean to interrupt you, But just 'cause I'm a Muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you.

Just 'cause I'm a Muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you.

(repeat)

And bump you,

'Cause Muppets need love too.

There once was a frog named Kermit who dated Miss Piggy,

And every other Wednesday night they'd get busy.

More than he could put a handle on,

She was wild'n'out like an Animal.

Then all of a sudden, Kermit stopped the lovin'.

Piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him like,

I know you lost interest, but we should really talk,

'Cause I'm One horny Muppet ah-ah-ah.

We've got that Rainbow Connection,

and honey if it suits ya,

Maybe we can make some Muppet babies in the future.

But, until that day, my sex drive ain't dead.

So she hi-yah! upside his head.

Now get in that bedroom and get butt-naked,

'Cause I'm a little piggy and I bring home the bacon.

And put on that love song, the one I like to bump to,

'Cause just 'cause I'm a Muppet that don't mean that I won't hump you.

Just 'cause I'm a Muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you.

(repeat)

And bump you,

'Cause Muppets need love too.

The once was a Muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert,

Then one evening after work, He said

I know we've been roommates for a few years,

Sharing clothes and a bed and you never found it queer.

I ain't never told you that I'm a homosexual.

And Imma switch it up like Cookie Monster switched to vegetables.

You'll probably find it shocking and maybe you're stunned,

But you're like my rubber duckie, 'cause you're the one.

And you make bath-time lots of fun,

And every time I think of you, my heart goes all numb.

And I think I love you Bert , and I believe you're not gay,

But if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a

Sunny day keeping the clouds away.

What do you say?

And Bert turned to Ernie. He said, Ernie I won't front you. Just 'cause I'm a Muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you.

Just 'cause I'm a Muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you.

(repeat)

And bump you,

'Cause Muppets need love too.

Elmo, Elmo tap that ass! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha<br />

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Thanks to [LeO]