Family Guy

Family Guy - You And I Are

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* = Talking


You and I are

So awfully different

Too awfully different

To ever be pals

Stewie- *Do you want to go first?*

Brian- *Yeah, I’ll go*

Brian- Your favorite hero is the Marquee de Sad

Stewie- *Oh you're one to talk,* You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad

Brian- *Oh one time*

Stewie- I’ve a style flair, just look at my hip hair

Brian- *Oh yeah, that’s quite a nice do there*

Stewie- *Oh thanks*


Stewie- *What?*

Brian- *Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown*

Stewie- *Bite me, Snoopy*


There's not,

A whole lot,

That we've got

To agree on

Brian- ‘Cause I like the strains of a classical score

Stewie- And I like that singer who looks like a whore

Brian- *Rickie Martin?*

Stewie- *Luv’ ‘im.*


Were too different to ever be pals


You and I are

(doo doo doop)

So awfully different

(doo doo doop)

Too awfully different

(doo doo doop)

To ever be pals

(doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)

Brian- Your head’s as massive as a meteorite

Stewie- *Oh very funny,* You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light

Brian- I’d bet money

You’ll marry a honey

Who’s pretty and funny

And her name will be Ted

Stewie- *Oh, a gay joke*

Brian- *I just work with what you give me*

Both- *You might think we're N*SYNC, but we stink! As a duo...*

Brian- Because you get a kick out of carnage and guts

Stewie- And you get a kick out of stroking your-

Brian- *Whoa, whoa, you can’t say that on T.V.*

Stewie- *What, ego?*

Brian- *Never mind*


We’re too different to ever be pals!

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