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Family Guy - We're Off On The Road To Rhode Island

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We're off on the road to Rhode Island

We're having the time of our lives.

Stewie: Take it dog...

Brian: We're quite a pair of partners,

Just Like Thelma and Louise.

'cept you're not six feet tall

Stewie: Yes and your breasts don't reach your knees.

Brian: Give it time.

We're off on the road to Rhode Island,

We're certainly going in style.

Brian: I'm with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.

Stewie: How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.

Brian: Oh, pee jokes

We've travelled a bit and we've found,

Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound.

Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh?

Stewie: First class or no class

Brian: Woa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

We're off on the road to Rhode Island

We're not going to stop until we're there (Brian: Maybe for a beer).

Brian: Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry

Stewie: That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die

(Please!)

We're off on the road to Rhode Island,

The home of that old campus swing.

Brian: We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.

Stewie: We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass. (Yikes!)

We're off on the road to Rhode Island

We certainly do get around.

Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims

Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.

We're Rhode Island bound.

Or like a group of College Freshmen

who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown.

We're RHODE ISLAND BOUND

(fades)

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