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Family Guy - This House Is Freakin' Sweet

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*MB = Maids and Butlers

**Non-singing part


MB: We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass!

Butler: Kiss it? We'll even wipe it for you!**

MB: From here on in it's easy street!

Peter: Any bars on that street?**

Butler: 24 happy hours a day.**

Peter: Oh Boy!**

MB: We'll stop Jehovahs at the gate!

Guard: May I see that pamphlet, sir?**


Peter: My God, This house is freakin' sweet!

Chef 1: I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch,

Chef 1 & 2: Each and Everyday!

Chef 3: Chocolate Cake, a la Blake!

Peter: 100 bucks, Blake is gay!

MB: We'll do the best we can with Meg!

Meg: Are you saying I'm ugly?**

Maid: It doesn't matter, dear, your rich now!**

MB: We'll do your nails and rub your feet!

Lois: Oh, thats not nessa- Oh My!**

MB: We'll do your homework every night!

Chris: It's really hard!**

Butler: That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy.**

Peter: My God, This house is freakin' sweet!

-------------------------------Peter's solo-----------------------

Used to pass lots of gas!

Lois ran away!

Now we've got 30 rooms!

Hello beans! Goodbye spray!


MB: We'd take a bullet just for you!

Stewie: Oh what a coincidence, I've got one!**

Lois: Stewie!**

MB: Prepare to suck that golden teat!

Now that you're stinking rich,

We'll gladly be your bitch!

Peter: My God, This house is...

MB and Peter: Freakin' Swee~eet!

MB: Welcome!**

Non singing part-----------------------------------------

Maid: Thats a wrap people, now lets get the hell outta here!

Peter: Hey! Wait a second! Where ya going?

Maid: The old bag only paid us up through the song.

Lois: Well, we can just pick up after ourselfs.

After all well just be here on the weekends...

Peter: No, no Lois! It's time you start living like the

piece of Schmidt you are!

Lois: That's Pewterschmidt...

Peter: W- Wait! You guys, You guys! Your all hired to be full time

Griffion servents!

Lois: Peter, Where are we going to get the money

to pay all these people?

Peter: Simple... I... uh... sold our house in Quahog

Lois: You sold our home?!?

Peter: Suprise!

Lois: Peter, how could you?!?

Peter: Whoops...

Non singing part over--------------------------------------

Singing Part------------------------------------------------

Peter: I reconize that tone!

Tonight, I sleep alone!

But still this...

MB and Peter: house is freakin' swee~eet!

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