Family Guy - I Need A Jew lyrics

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Peter Griffin:

Nothing else has worked so far

So I'll wish upon a star

Wonderous dancing speck of light

I need a Jew

Lois makes me take the rap

Cause our checkbook looks like crap

Since I can't give her a slap

I need a Jew

Where to find

A Baum or Steen or Stein

To teach me how to whine and do

my taaaaaxesss...

Though by many they're abhored

Hebrew people I've adored

Even though they killed my Lord

I need a Jew

Max:

Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,

my car just broke down,

can I use you phone?

Peter:

Now my troubles are all through

I have a Jew!

Max:

Hey!