Family Guy - Give Up The Toad lyrics

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You'll get chills

all through your body

and you'll lose

all control

of your bladder

and your sphincter

thats your butthole

Cause, if you use toad

then I'm tellin you

you can kiss your life goodbye

Yeah when you use toad

it'll mess you up

It'll make your mama cry

thats no lie

you'll choke on your tongue and die

Gotta give it up

(gotta give up the toad now)

its no joke

buddy give it up

(you gotta give up the toad now)

or you'll croak

buddy give it up

(gotta give up the toad now)

and dont smoke

or you'll see

it hurts to pee

There'll be blood

gushing from you

everytime that you cough

and forget getting lucky

it falls off

So you better wise up

cause I'm tellin you

toad is one lando forbids

Gotta give it all up

or your gonna see

your whole life will hit the skids

and your kids

will be born without eyelids

Gotta give it up

(give up the toad now)

(thanks to you)

just give it up

(give up the toad now)

(thanks to you)

give it up

(give up the toad now)

I'm no fool

Landos cool

YEAH!