Family Guy movie - The 'Q' Man Loves Nobody lyrics
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Quagmire: Baby you were crazy if ya thought <br>
I loved ya ‘cause the ‘Q’ man loves nobody but himself.<br>
Patti Lupone: I never knew how twisted a fella could be.<br>
Quagmire: Hey I guess it’s good I never told ya I’m into pee!<br>
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PL: Don’t you ever listen to your inner conscience<br>
Q: (spoken) Oh, I’m sorry babe, I wasn’t listenin’. What?<br>
PL: You really are a total scum. <br>
If only you could see the man that you’ve become!<br>
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Q: Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya<br>
‘Cause the ‘Q’ man loves nobody!<br>
PL: You really love nobody?<br>
Q: And boy I mean nobody!<br>
PL: And boy you mean nobody!<br>
Q: But my own sweet flippin’ self!<br>
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(spoken) All right, whatever your problem is, just get it off your breast. Chest.<br>
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PL: I thought you gave me your heart.<br>
Q: (spoken) I gave you VD, isn’t that enough?<br>
PL: You said that we’d never part.<br>
Q: (spoken) Oh I was just kiddin’!<br>
PL: You gave me your lover’s vow!<br>
Q: Ha! If you really thought I meant it you ought to get your head examined right now!<br>
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PL: You’d tell me you’d never stray!<br>
Q: (spoken) Well, that’s ‘cause we hadn’t had sex yet!<br>
PL: And then you just walked away.<br>
Q: (spoken) Ain’t I a stinker!<br>
PL: Your attitude really stank!<br>
Q: Look! You don’t need to be a genius to see that I was givin’ you the yank yank!<br>
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PL: (spoken) What else did you BS me about?<br>
Q: (spoken) Well, since you asked…<br>
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(sung) Remember when I said that I was goin’ down the block <br>
to grab a couple boozers with a pal?<br>
PL: Yeah. You had a friend from college that you had to meet.<br>
Q: Nah. I was at the women’s shoe store lookin’ at feet! (What?)<br>
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‘Member when I said I had a dental checkup. <br>
Well let me say I give quite a root canal. Oh right!<br>
PL: You promised me that you’d be true!<br>
Q: Hey! To me you’re just vagina number 602.<br>
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Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya<br>
‘Cause the ‘Q’ man loves nobody!<br>
PL: You really love nobody?<br>
Q: And boy I mean nobody!<br>
PL: And boy you mean nobody!<br>
Q: But my own <br>
Both: sweet flippin’ self!<br>
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PL: (spoken) What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?<br>
Q: (spoken) Can I just sqeeze your left tit, a little bit?<br>
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PL: (spoken) You’re the most insensitive man I’ve ever met<br>
Q: (spoken) Oh, that’s not true. I’ve got feelings same as the next guy. <br>
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset.<br>
PL: (spoken) Oh, I’m sorry.<br>
Q: (spoken) So how ‘bout a hand job?<br>
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‘Cause the ‘Q’ man loves nobody!<br>
PL: You really love nobody?<br>
Q: And boy I mean nobody!<br>
PL: And boy you mean nobody!<br>
Q: But my own <br>
Both: sweet flippin’ self!<br>
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Q: (spoken) C’mon, honey, I’ll make it up to you. <br>
I’ll buy you some lingerie. Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity!<br>
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