Family Guy movie - The Last Time I Saw Paris lyrics
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Brian: (spoken) <br>
So you would recall with me one of those warm evenings in the city of love. <br>
Paris is everybody’s mistress.<br>
Every man has his own secret memories of Paris.<br>
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The last time I saw Paris, her heart was warm and gay<br>
Chorus: I heard the laughter of her heart in every street café.<br>
(spoken)<br>
Brian: Hey Garcon!<br>
Garcon: Oui, Monsieur?<br>
B: Tell me, have you seen a girl?<br>
G: A girl? What kind of girl?<br>
B: Any kind. My boat leaves tomorrow. <br>
Say, do you think that girl sitting over there would be offended if I said hello?<br>
G: (laughs) Monsieur, she has winked at you. <br>
She has dropped her handkerchief, and right now, she is smiling at you. <br>
What does that usually mean to you, eh?<br>
B: She’s a cop.<br>
(sung)<br>
The last time I saw Paris, her trees were dressed for spring.<br>
Chorus: And lovers walked beneath the trees, and birds found songs to sing<br>
(spoken)<br>
French Girl: Brian, I enjoyed having dinner with you.<br>
B: I enjoyed being with you<br>
FG: Oh, it was delicious! <br>
The champagne, the duckling, the cap-shu-zets, the brandy.<br>
B: It was nice. Oh, by the way, here’s my half of the check.<br>
Say, you’re quite a doll. Do you have a husband?<br>
FG: Me, no.<br>
B: Engaged?<br>
FG: Me, no.<br>
B: Boyfriend?<br>
FG: Me, no!<br>
B: I don’t know who this guy Meno is, but he must be a powerhouse.<br>
FG: Brian, I’m afraid I must go home.<br>
B: Ah, but it’s early. We’ve got a world of time.<br>
FG: Oh, but I must.<br>
B: C’mon, this is our night. Let’s give your mom and dad a chance to go to sleep.<br>
FG: That’s just it. I live alone, and there’s no one to feed the parakeet.<br>
B: Alone? Well, hey, let’s hurry home and cram that little bastard full of birdseed! <br>
Taxi! (The birds found songs to sing)<br>
(sung)<br>
I dodged the same old taxicabs that I had dodged for years.<br>
The echo of their squeaky horns was music to my ears.<br>
(spoken)<br>
Phew. How much further up is your apartment?<br>
FG: Only six more flights.<br>
B: No wonder you don’t worry about living alone. <br>
These stairs make a wonderful chaperone.<br>
FG: Brain, you never told me what kind of work you do.<br>
B: Oh, I do a little bit of freelance writing. <br>
I used to sell vacuum cleaners, but I had to quit, because I couldn’t give a<br>
demonstration without hiding under a table.<br>
FG: Oh, I love the Americans. They are so devonaire, so handsome. <br>
B: If you insist.<br>
FG: What country are you from? (huh?)<br>
Well, here we are. Come on in. I’ll turn on the lights.<br>
B: Do you mind leaving it off?<br>
FG: As you wish, chérie.<br>
B: I’ll close the drapes. There, that’s better. <br>
FG: Much better.<br>
B: By the way, I brought you a little gift. It’s a dead chipmunk. <br>
Y’see, when a dog brings a piece of road kill into the<br>
house and drops it on the carpet, what he’s really saying is “I love you.”<br>
FG: Oh my! You have such a way with words. Come here, honey. Kiss me.<br>
B: Don’t mind if I do.<br>
(sung)<br>
The last time I saw Paris, her heart was warm and gay.<br>
No matter how they change her, I’ll remember her that way.<br>
Chorus: The last time I saw Paris…<br>
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