Family Guy movie - Babysitting is a Bum Deal lyrics
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Singers:<br>
Here is the tale of a babysitting job, <br>
the baby is something of a snob,<br>
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Stewie:<br>
Oh, go fuck yourselves<br>
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Singers:<br>
So listen very closely, and you'll find<br>
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds<br>
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Haylie: <br>
Aren't you a cute little boy<br>
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Haylie's Thoughts:<br>
look at that melon shaped head<br>
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Stewie:<br>
Having you here is a joy<br>
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Stewie's Thoughts:<br>
and in an hour you'll be dead<br>
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Haylie:<br>
Sit on my knee<br>
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Haylie's Thoughts:<br>
please don't go poo<br>
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Stewie:<br>
Nice place to be<br>
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Stewie's Thoughts:<br>
This one's for you<br>
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Both:<br>
Babysitting is a bum deal<br>
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Haylie:<br>
Why don't we watch Will & Grace<br>
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Thought:<br>
Jesus, do I need a smoke<br>
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Stewie:<br>
Jack puts a smile on my face<br>
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Thought:<br>
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke<br>
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Haylie:<br>
I like your house<br>
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Thought:<br>
the ceiling has cracks<br>
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Stewie:<br>
I like your blouse<br>
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Thought:<br>
Miss TJ Maxx<br>
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Both:<br>
Babysitting is a bum deal<br>
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Singers:<br>
So they sat as time went by<br>
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Haylie:<br>
slowly as time could go<br>
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Singers:<br>
the baby blarred, and softly cursed<br>
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Stewie:<br>
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, <br>
and her hair made her look like a hoe<br>
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Haylie:<br>
Time for your bottle my sweet<br>
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Thought:<br>
This little brat smells like piss<br>
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Stewie:<br>
alway's a succulent treat<br>
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Thought:<br>
while I suck that, you suck this<br>
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Haylie:<br>
Aren't you a sight<br>
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Thought:<br>
look at him drool<br>
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Stewie:<br>
you're a delight<br>
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Thought:<br>
Damn you, you fool<br>
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Both:<br>
Babysitting is a bum deal<br>
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Singers:<br>
The diaper change was quite a job<br>
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Haylie:<br>
the grossest I've ever seen<br>
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Singers:<br>
The baby smiled and took a breath<br>
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Stewie:<br>
and I grunted and pooped out a poop,<br>
that looked something like Matthew Modine<br>
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Haylie:<br>
someday you might meet a girl<br>
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Thought:<br>
yeah, she's gonna be your right hand<br>
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Stewie:<br>
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl<br>
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Thought:<br>
darling, i'd rather fuck sand<br>
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Haylie:<br>
Have a good night<br>
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Thought:<br>
you little creep<br>
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Stewie:<br>
Have a good night<br>
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Thought:<br>
Die in your sleep<br>
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Both:<br>
Babysitting is a bum deal<br>
Babysitting is a bum deal<br>
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