F.A.M. - Catfish lyrics

rate me

Hook:

Are you that kind of girl

That's short and sweeter

Do you want the world

Laid at your feet?

All your curving talking...

Even when I don't expect it just for fun!

Uh, let me talk to you!

I'mma tell you about a girl that I met this year

I think about her everytime I grab a beer (oh yeah)

When I look at my phone and I see her picture

Everytime I lock her, I start to miss her

..Facebook chatting when we're all alone

I wish we can Skype but she's never home

I love her when she ask me how I feel

That's how I know what we got is real!

Hey yo, D Boy!

What's up?

Is she fun?

Hell yeah, man! We hooked up online!

You're telling me you never met in person?

I don't care man, I swear she's perfect!

Blue eyes tattoos, and a Bangles fan too

Oh my God!

Homie, she sounds too good to be true!

Unless it's something that I'm missing

I hate to break it to you

I think you catfishing!

Hook:

Are you that kind of girl

That's short and sweeter

Do you want the world

Laid at your feet?

All your curving talking...

Even when I don't expect it just for fun!

Alright Drew, I gotta tell you!

I can't believe that you wouldn't even think that

Is one you throw your heart at

How you even know she wouldn't used to be a guy

I think she got an Adam's apple bigger than mine

I know what's my opinion and you probably don't care

But I'd hate to see what she's going on downstairs!

Shut up, man! You know you're jealous!

Of what? A girl that could be bigger than precious?

I never should have told you, you ain't got my back

I'm filling in for comments since you seem to lack

You're getting naked pictures and you don't have to try

Better be like Tweeter, get that ass verified

..love boat under digital sea

You better be glad you got a brother like me!

Man, why you're talking like this?

Cause you're like man.... hooked by a catfish!

Hook:

Are you that kind of girl

That's short and sweeter

Do you want the world

Laid at your feet?

All your curving talking...

Even when I don't expect it just for fun!

Do you sit down to pee?

Yeah, I'm just making sure that you're not.. me

Is what I'm looking for!

Last I fell in love a lot started like this

But then I came to find that I was swimming with the catfish

So the moral of the story is

You don't date a girl on Facebook if it only has ten friends

Does she says you're her only guy

You finally meet her and realized

That everything she told you bro, wasn't the truth

Hey, you...worst, it could be a dude!

Get her where you can, that's all it takes

And the only time you fish catfish is at the lake!

Hook:

Are you that kind of girl

That's short and sweeter

Do you want the world

Laid at your feet?

All your curving talking...

Even when I don't expect it just for fun!