Example - Milk Your Goat lyrics
rate meMilk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />
Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />
<br />
I watch her chattin' to that fella and I'm thinking they're never lovers<br />
She's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers<br />
He's lookin smug so he's startin' to bug me<br />
This dude is fuckin ugly it's not cos I'm jealous<br />
Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't be<br />
Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn't be<br />
Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks<br />
The girl don't even notice when he's startin' to grab her tits<br />
20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue<br />
This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper odd<br />
And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two<br />
Did what all predators-do took his opportunity<br />
He slipped something in her beverage<br />
He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage<br />
Cheated now you got a poor little innocent<br />
Off her fuckin face and she's thinking she loves him<br />
Looking at him longingly, this aint where she wanna be<br />
I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomaly<br />
Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan<br />
Just before it's gets sickening, <br />
Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glass<br />
But as they pass me he's grabbin' her arse cheeks<br />
If it gets nasty I'll stop the shenanigans<br />
A spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it<br />
<br />
Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />
Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />
Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />
Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />
<br />
She's still<br />
Holdin' the same drink, she gives him a lame wink<br />
Whatever he gave her it wont let her brain think -<br />
Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his mates<br />
Take turns givin' him a pat on the back<br />
He's got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna do<br />
Take her back to his place you know what he gonna do<br />
I aint a fan of it he don't deserve her<br />
She's far too pretty man how did he manage it<br />
Just as I get closer, I look at her finger<br />
It all becomes clear why she's letting him linger<br />
He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace, <br />
And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste, <br />
Except in buying jewellery, he's so uninhibited<br />
He's really made a fool of me cos now I see what he did<br />
This flash rich bastard is far from plastered<br />
He's worked a little plan that he's totally mastered<br />
Sees his target, checks she's on the market<br />
And slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards it<br />
I guess that's pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy<br />
And if you chose wisely some women are easy<br />
When she spots the present say it's yours to keep<br />
And for at least one night she's yours to keep<br />
Just flash a precious stone it's as simple as that<br />
So there you have it lads, rohypnolís old hat<br />
<br />
Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />
Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />
Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />
Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />
<br />
Look I really gotta clear my throat<br />
Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat<br />
You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note<br />
See the opportunity and milk that goat<br />
Look I really gotta clear my throat<br />
Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat<br />
You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note<br />
See the opportunity and milk that goat<br />
<br />
Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />
Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />
Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />
Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
