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Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />

Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />

No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />

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I watch her chattin' to that fella and I'm thinking they're never lovers<br />

She's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers<br />

He's lookin smug so he's startin' to bug me<br />

This dude is fuckin ugly it's not cos I'm jealous<br />

Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't be<br />

Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn't be<br />

Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks<br />

The girl don't even notice when he's startin' to grab her tits<br />

20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue<br />

This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper odd<br />

And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two<br />

Did what all predators-do took his opportunity<br />

He slipped something in her beverage<br />

He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage<br />

Cheated now you got a poor little innocent<br />

Off her fuckin face and she's thinking she loves him<br />

Looking at him longingly, this aint where she wanna be<br />

I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomaly<br />

Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan<br />

Just before it's gets sickening, <br />

Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glass<br />

But as they pass me he's grabbin' her arse cheeks<br />

If it gets nasty I'll stop the shenanigans<br />

A spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it<br />

<br />

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />

Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />

No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />

Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />

No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />

<br />

She's still<br />

Holdin' the same drink, she gives him a lame wink<br />

Whatever he gave her it wont let her brain think -<br />

Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his mates<br />

Take turns givin' him a pat on the back<br />

He's got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna do<br />

Take her back to his place you know what he gonna do<br />

I aint a fan of it he don't deserve her<br />

She's far too pretty man how did he manage it<br />

Just as I get closer, I look at her finger<br />

It all becomes clear why she's letting him linger<br />

He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace, <br />

And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste, <br />

Except in buying jewellery, he's so uninhibited<br />

He's really made a fool of me cos now I see what he did<br />

This flash rich bastard is far from plastered<br />

He's worked a little plan that he's totally mastered<br />

Sees his target, checks she's on the market<br />

And slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards it<br />

I guess that's pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy<br />

And if you chose wisely some women are easy<br />

When she spots the present say it's yours to keep<br />

And for at least one night she's yours to keep<br />

Just flash a precious stone it's as simple as that<br />

So there you have it lads, rohypnolís old hat<br />

<br />

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />

Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />

No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />

Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />

No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />

<br />

Look I really gotta clear my throat<br />

Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat<br />

You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note<br />

See the opportunity and milk that goat<br />

Look I really gotta clear my throat<br />

Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat<br />

You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note<br />

See the opportunity and milk that goat<br />

<br />

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />

Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />

No you don't! Slip summink in her drink<br />

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage<br />

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her<br />

Get your coat, and if she says to you<br />

No you don't! Slip summink in her drink

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