I Don't Want To
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I spotted Miss World too good to be true<br /> But the club was pretty dark and I'd had quite a few<br /> I stagger to her table sipping my brew<br /> But just as I get there she goes to the loo<br /> Impatient bastard now what do I do?<br /> Then I cop her friend and she's alright too<br /> Her arse in good shape above average boat<br /> I ask her name, she sticks 'er tongue down my throat<br /> I'm not one to gloat or boast but take note<br /> Twenty minutes gone and she's getting her coat<br /> So I down my beer – my boys start to cheer<br /> Grin across my face runs from here to here<br /> She gives me the look and I mean the look<br /> Was it love a first sight man or somethin' she took?<br /> A swagger in my step like a crook, then I think<br /> The girl looks shook she's had too much to drink<br /> I look at her eyeballs to see if they're pink<br /> But I don't get a chance cos she gives me a wink<br /> So travel to hers in an illegal cab<br /> Plus I know she's a student her house is drab<br /> In my head I'm laughing, I've put the graft in<br /> Stereos playing some timeless Marvin<br /> The lights dim down and the clothes come off<br /> But I pass out, cos her pillow's too soft<br /> <br /> Chrous [x2]<br /> I don't want<br /> (No no no no)<br /> To be true<br /> (No no no no)<br /> I don't want<br /> To make love to you<br /> <br /> I'm up the next mornin, but where the hell's this<br /> I'm trapped in girly purple abyss<br /> It's proving costly she took me hostage<br /> First things first man where's the Frosties?<br /> I slowly tiptoe towards the door<br /> But she grabs my left arm like I've broken the law<br /> Now who am I kidding, I aint her guest<br /> But she playing like she got me under house arrest<br /> She starts with a speech about how she's feeling<br /> But I'm more intrigued by her lilac ceiling<br /> Any time now there's a question pending<br /> She wants to confirm a romantic ending<br /> Why do they charm you with Hocus Pocus?<br /> I gotta get home for the Football Focus<br /> To dodge small talk I admit defeat<br /> Er how are you for dinner love Tuesday week?<br /> <br /> Chrous [x2]<br /> I don't want<br /> (No no no no)<br /> To be true<br /> (No no no no)<br /> I don't want<br /> To make love to you<br /> <br /> As we waited at the bus stop she wanted a cab<br /> But I made her see sense with the gift of the gab<br /> A cab's 20 quid and that's money for us<br /> Plus it's it's one nugget each on the 220 bus<br /> There's one little issue that we gotta address<br /> I got just enough cash for a Pizza express<br /> Even though she's wants Thai Chilli Beef with Mango<br /> I'd be content with some wings from Nandos<br /> We get to express but before we can order<br /> She starts with a tirade that I never call her<br /> I say I'm tryna keep my phone bills smaller'<br /> Try and change the subject- 'have you got taller?'<br /> 'Don't gimme that, that's a loada tosh'<br /> She says words like that she's a little bit posh<br /> 'All I want El is a call at lunches'<br /> As she keeps ranting the waiter approaches<br /> 'Be honest you want this to work or not?'<br /> 'Er, doughballs please and an American Hot'<br /> 'I'm talking geezer I want to know please'<br /> 'She'll have a Caesar with no anchovies -<br /> And two Peronis' he makes a note<br /> I look back at her and she's getting her coat<br /> She heads for the door like a spoilt adult<br /> More food for me ay what a result! <br /> <br /> I don't want<br /> <br /> Chrous [x2]<br /> I don't want<br /> (No no no no)<br /> To be true<br /> (No no no no)<br /> I don't want<br /> To make love to you
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