Example - Girl Can't Dance lyrics
rate me*Yes you're really gorgeous,
Very nearly flawless,
But why didn't your ma' teach you to dance?
Yes you're really gorgeous,
Your ass should win awards, yeah.
Why didn't your ma' teach you to dance?
Jennifer, skin was like cinnamon,
Took her for dinner and then to the cinema.
One week, still hadn't been with her,
Took her out clubbin', that's when I knew.
Soon as she wiggled it all seemed familiar,
Kerry and Lydia did something similar,
I've heard a rule, Somebody said,
If she can't dance she's rubbish in bed!
So damn pretty,
Girl can you dance,
You might be witty,
Girl can you dance,
I'm glad you're with me,
Girl can you dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance.
Yes you really gorgeous,
Very nearly flawless,
But why didn't your ma' teach you to dance?
Yes you're really gorgeous,
Your ass should win awards, yes.
Why didn't your ma' teach you to dance?
You might have the chat and the batty to match,
I'm looking good when you're sat in my lap,
Your body is banging I'm happy with that,
But you ain't got rhythm and that is a fact.
Spillin' your drink, steppin' on toes,
A pussy cat doll you're not, NO!
Nobodies perfect, look at my lips,
But you need some lessons at shaking your hips.
So damn pretty,
Girl can you dance,
You might be witty,
Girl can you dance,
I'm glad you're with me,
Girl can you dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance.
Watch your glass,
Watch your feet,
Pay some attention to what's in the beat,
Watch your feet,
Watch your glass,
Watch the way you shake that, shake that, shake that, shake that, shake...
You walk the walk and talk the talk,
Know how to use a knife and fork,
You smell just like a girl should smell,
Mademoiselle, by Channel,
Tick all the boxes except for one,
It's pretty important 'cos this is a lot,
The dancing box, that's where it's at,
Cos if you got rhythm you're good in the sack.
So damn pretty,
Girl can you dance,
You might be witty,
Girl can you dance,
I'm glad you're with me,
Girl can you dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance.
So damn pretty,
Girl can you dance,
You might be witty,
Girl can you dance,
I'm glad you're with me,
Girl can you dance,
It's such a pity,
Girl you can't dance.*
Thanks to Joan for correcting these lyrics
