Example - Girl Can´t Dance lyrics

rate me

Yes you're really gorgeous,

Very nearly flawless,

But why didn't your ma' teach you to dance?

Yes you're really gorgeous,

Your arse should win awards, yes,

Why didn't your ma' teach you to dance?

Jennifer skin was like cinnamon.

Took her for dinner and then to the cinema.

One week still hadn't been with her.

Took her out clubbin' that's when I knew.

Soon as she wiggled, it all seemed familiar,

Karie and Lydia did something similar.

I've heard a rule, a line you should tread

If she can't dance, she's rubbish in bed.

Slow down pretty,

Girl can you dance?

You might be witty.

Girl can you dance?

I'm glad you're with me.

Girl can you dance?

It's such a pity.

Girl you can't dance.

Yes you're really gorgeous,

Very nearly flawless,

But why didn't your ma' teach you to dance?

Yes you're really gorgeous,

Your arse should win awards, yes,

Why didn't your ma' teach you to dance?

You might have the chat and the body to match.

I'm looking good when you're sat in my lap.

Your body is banging, I'm happy with that.

But you ain't got rhythm and that is a fact.

Spillin' your drink, steppin' on toes.

A pussy cat doll you're not, no.

Nobodys perfect, look at my lips,

But you need some lessons in shaking your hips.

Slow down pretty,

Girl can you dance?

You might be witty.

Girl can you dance?

I'm glad you're with me.

Girl can you dance?

It's such a pity.

Girl you can't dance.

Watch your glass,

Watch your feet,

Pay some attention to what's in the beat.

Watch your feet,

Watch your glass,

Watch the way you shake that shake that shake that shake...

You walk the walk and talk the talk.

Know how to use a knife and fork.

You smell just like a girl should smell,

Mademoiselle by Channel.

Tick all the boxes except for one.

It's pretty important coz this is a lot.

The dancing box that's where its at.

Coz if you've got rhythm, you're good in the sack.

Slow down pretty,

Girl can you dance?

You might be witty.

Girl can you dance?

I'm glad you're with me.

Girl can you dance?

It's such a pity.

Girl you can't dance.

Slow down pretty,

Girl can you dance?

You might be witty.

Girl can you dance?

I'm glad you're with me.

Girl can you dance?

It's such a pity.

Girl you can't dance.

Thanks to razvan

Thanks to andy for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Katie for correcting these lyrics