Song by Madonna and Antonio Banderas<br /><br>
[Che:]<br>
Goodnight and thank you Huevo<br>
She is in every magazine<br>
Been photographed, seen, she is known<br>
We don't like to rush, but your case has been packed<br>
If she's missed anything, you could give her a ring<br>
But she won't always answer the phone <br>
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[Eva:]<br>
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies<br>
But we have pretended enough<br>
It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves<br>
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[Che:]<br>
Which means ...<br>
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[Chorus:]<br>
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[Che and Eva:]<br>
There is noone, noone at all<br>
Never has been, and never will be a lover, male or female<br>
Who hasn't an eye on, in fact they rely on<br>
Tricks they can try on their partner<br>
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them<br>
Support them, promote them<br>
Don't blame them, you're the same<br>
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[Che:]<br>
Goodnight and thank you Emilio<br>
You've completed your task<br>
What more can we ask of you now?<br>
Please sign the book on the way out the door<br>
And that will be all, if she needs you she'll call<br>
But I don't think that's likely somehow<br>
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[Eva:]<br>
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies<br>
But when we were hot, we were hot<br>
I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared<br>
Which means ...<br>
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[chorus, substituting "blame her" for "blame them", sung only by Che]<br>
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[Eva:]<br>
There is no soap, no soap like Zaz<br>
No detergent, lotion, or oil with such power in the shower<br>
It's the mother and father of luxury lather<br>
The talk of the bath, the great ointment<br>
One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic<br>
You're scented, you'll be sent<br>
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[Che:]<br>
Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon<br>
We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio<br>
We'll think of you every time she's on the air<br>
We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way<br>
So do up your trousers and go<br>
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[Eva:]<br>
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies<br>
The decline into silence and doubt<br>
Our passion was just too intense to survive<br>
<br>
[Che:]<br>
Which means ...<br>
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[Lovers:]<br>
This is a club I should never have joined<br>
Someone has made us look fools<br>
Argentine men call the sexual shots<br>
Someone has altered the rules<br>
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[Eva:]<br>
Fame on the wireless as far as it goes<br>
Is all very well but every girl knows<br>
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[Che:]<br>
She needs a man she can monopolize<br>
With fingers in dozens of different pies<br>
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[Lovers:]<br>
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies<br>
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