I’m gonna get married
Married in a church
I’m gonna be a growing up 
A house and car and all that stuff
And I’ll get married in a church

I’m gonna get married 
You’ll never get married
Married in a church 
Cause you’re such a fucking jerk
I’m gonna be a grown up 
No you won’t, you’ll fuck it up
And I’ll get married in a church
No you won’t, no you won’t, no you won’t

You’ll be alone all your life 
You’ll never have a wife
I’m gonna get married, happily married
You don’t understand 
You’re an unattractive man
You’ll never ever, ever, ever
Ever, ever, ever get married

I don’t wanna be lonely
But that’s okay I have a plan
I’m gonna knock my girlfriend up 
Act surprised, pretend it sucks
Then I can be her wedding man
If you do that we’ll tell her 
And she’ll leave you in a snap
Come on guys just play it cool 
What else am I supposed to do?
Being a bachelor is crap

You’ll be alone all your life 
You’ll never have a wife
I’m gonna get married, happily married
You don’t understand 
You’re an unattractive man
I’m gonna get married, happily married
You’ll be alone all your life 
I’m gonna get married
You’ll be alone all your life 
I wanna get married
You’ll be alone all your life
I always thought I’d get married
You’ll be alone all your life
Maybe I’ll never get married
So sad and lonely 
You’ll never get married
So sad and lonely 
You’ll never get married
So sad and lonely 
You’ll never get married
So sad and lonely 
You’ll never get married
You’ll never ever, ever, ever
Ever, ever, ever get married