Eversons - Marriage lyrics

rate me

I’m gonna get married

Married in a church

I’m gonna be a growing up

A house and car and all that stuff

And I’ll get married in a church

I’m gonna get married

You’ll never get married

Married in a church

Cause you’re such a fucking jerk

I’m gonna be a grown up

No you won’t, you’ll fuck it up

And I’ll get married in a church

No you won’t, no you won’t, no you won’t

You’ll be alone all your life

You’ll never have a wife

I’m gonna get married, happily married

You don’t understand

You’re an unattractive man

You’ll never ever, ever, ever

Ever, ever, ever get married

I don’t wanna be lonely

But that’s okay I have a plan

I’m gonna knock my girlfriend up

Act surprised, pretend it sucks

Then I can be her wedding man

If you do that we’ll tell her

And she’ll leave you in a snap

Come on guys just play it cool

What else am I supposed to do?

Being a bachelor is crap

You’ll be alone all your life

You’ll never have a wife

I’m gonna get married, happily married

You don’t understand

You’re an unattractive man

I’m gonna get married, happily married

You’ll be alone all your life

I’m gonna get married

You’ll be alone all your life

I wanna get married

You’ll be alone all your life

I always thought I’d get married

You’ll be alone all your life

Maybe I’ll never get married

So sad and lonely

You’ll never get married

So sad and lonely

You’ll never get married

So sad and lonely

You’ll never get married

So sad and lonely

You’ll never get married

You’ll never ever, ever, ever

Ever, ever, ever get married