[Dustin the Turkey - Irelande Douze Pointe]<br />
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Oh I come from a nation what knows how to write a song<br />
Oh Europe where oh where did it all go wrong<br />
C'mon, Irelande douze pointe<br />
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Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan's wig<br />
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan's gig<br />
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Shake your feathers and bop your beak<br />
Shake 'em to the west and to the east<br />
Wave Euro hands and Euro feet<br />
Wave 'em in the air to the turkey beat<br />
Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! <br />
Irelande douze pointe! To the funky beat<br />
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G-o-b gobble b-l-e yeah<br />
Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki, <br />
Hola Prague, hello sailor, c'est la vie, <br />
Auf wiedersehen, mamma mia and God save the Queen<br />
G'day Austria, bonjour Serbia, you know what I mean<br />
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Shake your feathers and bop your beak<br />
Shake 'em to the west and to the east<br />
Wave Euro hands and Euro feet<br />
Wave 'em in the air to the funky beat<br />
Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! <br />
Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! <br />
Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! <br />
To the funky beat<br />
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Give us another chance, we're sorry for Riverdance<br />
Sure Flatley he's a Yank and the Danube flows through France<br />
Block votes! Shock votes! Give us your 12 today<br />
You're all invited to Dublin, Ireland<br />
And we'll party the shamrock way<br />
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Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! I<br />
Relande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! <br />
Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! <br />
Irelande douze pointe! Do the funky beat c'mon<br />
Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! <br />
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Eastern Europe we love you do you like Irish stew? <br />
Or goulash as it is to you, Irelande douze pointe<br />
Yes it's Bulgaria we love you Belarus, Georgia, <br />
Montenegro, Moldova, Albania, Croatia, Poland, <br />
Russia, Ukraine, Macedonia, don't forget Turkey, <br />
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia, Armenia, Bosnia & Herzegovina<br />
And don't forget the Swiss…... Cheese<br />
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Song writers: Darren Smith, Simon Fine & Dustin The Turkey<br />
Song composers: Darren Smith, Simon Fine & Dustin The Turkey