A one-woman man's what I wanna be<br />
To stay by her side so faithfully<br />
I would if I could, but it's just no good<br />
'Cause there's two perfect girls for me<br />
<br />
Ha! Ha! Ha! All right! <br />
<br />
Jenny, oh Jenny! <br />
Joy, oh Joy! <br />
A one-woman man's what I wanna be<br />
But there's two perfect girls for me<br />
<br />
Oh, yeah! <br />
<br />
Officer Jenny, oh, can't you see<br />
You can lock me up and throw away the key?<br />
Jenny, if lovin' you's a crime<br />
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time<br />
<br />
My uniform beauty is simply the best<br />
She's got my heart under house arrest<br />
But before that cop names me her boy<br />
I'm head-over-heels (He's head-over-heels)<br />
I'm head-over-heels for a nurse named Joy... <br />
<br />
Oooh! <br />
<br />
Jenny, oh Jenny! <br />
Joy, oh Joy! <br />
A one-woman man's what I wanna be<br />
But there's two perfect girls for me<br />
<br />
All right! <br />
<br />
Nurse Joy, won't you please<br />
Cure me of this bad disease?<br />
Oh, Joy, the diagnosis is bleak<br />
When I see your face my knees get weak<br />
<br />
Well, I'm burnin' up, I got the fever<br />
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave 'er<br />
Her bedside manner has healed so many<br />
So, why am I in love (Why's he so in love?)<br />
Why am I in love with Officer Jenny?<br />
<br />
Yeah! <br />
<br />
Jenny, oh Jenny! <br />
Joy, oh Joy! <br />
A one-woman man's what I wanna be<br />
But there's two perfect girls for me<br />
<br />
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! All right! Swing it! <br />
<br />
(Instrumental Break)<br />
<br />
Aw, Jenny! Whoo! <br />
<br />
A one-woman man's what I wanna be<br />
But there's two perfect girls for me<br />
<br />
Oh, I've tried (tried! ) and I've tried (tried! )<br />
And I've searched way deep inside (deep inside)<br />
From these two, I won't choose! I can't stand the bad news<br />
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose<br />
<br />
This can't go on, enough is enough! <br />
I've gotta pick one, no matter how tough<br />
It's time for eeny-meeny-miny-mo... <br />
But, wait a second! (Wait a second! )<br />
Wait a second! (Come on and wait a second! )<br />
What's her name? I've just gotta know<br />
I've just gotta know! <br />
<br />
Oh, Jenny, oh Jenny! <br />
Joy, oh Joy! <br />
A one-woman man's what I wanna be<br />
But there's... <br />
One, no, two! <br />
Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! <br />
So many! <br />
Perfect girls for me<br />
<br />
All right!</