Eric Bogle - Nobody's Moggy Now lyrics

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Somebody's moggy by the side of the road<br />

Somebody's pussy who forgot his highway code<br />

Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck<br />

When he ran on to the road and tried to argue with a truck<br />

Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise<br />

Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice<br />

Now he's just six pounds of raw mincemeat that don't smell very nice<br />

He's nobody's moggy now.<br />

All you who love your pussy be sure to keep him in<br />

Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win <br />

And upon the busy road, don't let him play or frolic<br />

If you do I'm warning you it could be CATastrophic<br />

If he tries to play on the roadway, I'm afraid that will be that<br />

There will be one last despairing MEOW! and a sort of squelchy splat<br />

And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat<br />

He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy<br />

He's nobody's moggy now