Epic Rap Battles of History - John Lennon Vs Bill O'Reilly lyrics

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Epic Rap Battles Of History

John Lennon Vs Bill o'Reilly

Begin!

John Lennon (Nice Peter)

Help!

You're making my ears bleed

You need a muzzle

Why are you pissed off all the time?

Didn't your mum give you a cuddle?

You're the type of guy who could die

of a heart attack just in the shower

you need to chill out for a minute

and smoke weed for an hour.

Every time I watch your show

all you do is scream at me

and your face looks like a shit

I took high on LSD

I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend

I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George Bush paid

you to suck his dick.

Bill O"Reilly (Lloyd Ahlquist)

You Fucking long hair,

living in your yellow submarine

well you're about to get sunk

by the right wing political machine.

Stop your presses Lennon,

you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly.

When it comes to squashing Limeys

I come recommended highly.

You're weak, between you and me

there' no comparison.

I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently

like George Harrison.

You're Paul McCartney's bitch,

with less talent than Ringo

and I'd rather suck George Bush's dick,

than Yoko Ono's.

John Lennon (Nice Peter)

Well you can't buy me love,

but I'll kick your ass for free.

I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer,

and give you a lobotomy.

I'm tired of how you scheme to stir

the people up,

why don't you just take a vacation

and SHUT the FUCK UP?

Bill O"Reilly (Lloyd Ahlquist)

Because I'm evil,

heart blacker than Don Cheadle,

ten thousand dollar shoes I use

to stomp out a Beatle.

Don't tell me to shut the fuck up,

that's how I survive, now here's Sting,

what?

Fuck it, we'll do it live!