Epic Rap Battles of History - Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe lyrics

rate me

Marilyn Munroe

Whose rap flow’s the dopest?

Marilyn monroe’s is

Overthrow pharaohs

Who oppose me like moses

You could never kick my ars

So kiss my clitoris

This ugly hag and KassemG

Got matching noses

Cleopatra

You betta hold more

Than your skirt miss please

I’m the queen of the nile

So just bow down to me

Plus you got so much experience

Down on your knees

Married a writer

But I don’t even think, you can read

You’ll sleep with any ugly dude

Who says he likes it hot

Even Joe DiMaggio

Took a swing, in your batters box

I’m a descendant of the gods

Don’t anger me trick

You’ll lose this battle

Like your bout with barbiturates

Marilyn Munroe

I had some ugly boys

But you’re forgetting the others

Marlon Brando and the kennedys

While you fucked your own brothers

You think you so chic

Up in your fancy palace

Gettin’ Lo on Marc Antony

Tossing Caesar’s salad

You wear too much eye liner

For anyone to adore you

You might as well be working

The door at Sephora

I got an ass that won’t quit

You had an asp and got bit

On the tit

Somebody wrap this bitch

Back up in a carpet

Cleopatra

You still got no children

After your third marriage

You lost so many babies

We should call you Miss Carriage

You got an hourglass figure

But that’s about it

A candle in the wind

That can’t act for shit

Translate this into hieroglyphs

Your sandy vagina

Has a Seven Year Itch

My best friends are diamonds

You can’t beat me

Quit trippin’

Step off and walk your ass home

Like an Egyptian

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