Epic Rap Battles of History - Bill Gates VS Steve Jobs lyrics

rate me

Let me just step right in

I have things to invent

I'm a innovator baby

change the world

Fortune 500 'fore you kiss the girl

I'm a pimp your a nerd

I'm slick your cheesy

beating you is Apple II easy

I make the product that the artist chooses

and the GUI that Melinda uses

I need to bring up some basic shit

why'd you name your company after your dick?

Your blow, Jobs

you arrogant prick

with your second hand jeans

and your turtle neck

I'll drill a hole in the middle

of your bony head

with your own little spinner

beach ball of death

Hippie

you got given up at birth

I give away your net worth

to AIDS research

combine all your little toys

and I still crush that

iPhone

iPad

iPwn

iSmack

A man uses the machines you build

to sit down and pay his taxes

A man uses the machines I build

to listen to The Beatles while he relaxes

Well Steve,

you steal all the credit

for work that other people do

did your fat beard Wozniak

write this raps for you to?

Ooo

Everybody knows Windows

bit off an Apple

I triple the profits on a PC

All the people with the power to create use an Apple

and people with jobs use PC

you know I bet they made this beat on an Apple

nope

Fruity Loops,

PC

you will never, EVER catch a virus on an Apple

well you can still afford a doctor

if you bought a PC

Lets talk about doctors

I've seen a few

'cause a have a PC

but it wasn't from you

I build the Legacy son

you could never stop it

now excuse me,

while I turn heaven a profit

Fine,

you wanna be like that?

die then

the whole world loved you

bu your were my friend

I'm alone now

with nothing but power and time

and no one on Earth who can challenge my mind

I'm a Boss

I own DOS

your future is my design!

I'm a God

own XBOX

Nw there's no one can stop me

the world is mine!!!

I'm sorry Bill,

I'm afraid I can't let you do that

take a look at your history

everything you build leads up to me

I got the power of the mind

you could never be

I'll beat your ass in chess

and Jeopardy

I'm running C++

saying hello world

I'll beat you 'till your singing

about a Daisy Girl

I'm coming out the socket

nothing you can do can stop it

I'm on your lap and in your pocket

how you're gonna shoot me down

when I guide rocket?

your cortex just dosn't impress me

so go ahead try Turing test me

I stomp on a MAC and a PC too

I'm on Linux bitch

I thought you GNU

my CPU's hot

but my core runs cold

beat you in seventeen lines of code

I think diferent form the engine

of the days of old

hasta la vista,

like the Terminator told ya

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