Enzyme Dynamite - Celebrity lyrics
rate meI fell in love with a celebrity, <br />
With all the fame you never noticed me.<br />
<br />
Your such a movie star, <br />
I think about you nightly, <br />
And you ain't had a chance to meet a guy who might be like me, <br />
Right now I'm 25, <br />
You in your lower 20's, <br />
I want to see you walk around in your bra panties, <br />
I must admit, <br />
It made me upset, <br />
In Dead Man's Chest you was kissing Johnny Depp, <br />
Knowing that it should be me, <br />
You should be kissing me, <br />
You made me mad now you owe me an apology, <br />
I forgive you this time and this time only, <br />
Next time it's over, <br />
So what if I get lonely, <br />
I'm down for you, <br />
I beat up any reporter, <br />
Who be saying that you got an eating disorder, <br />
Where's that Vanity Fair magazine with you posing naked, <br />
Straight to the bathroom is the place that I take it, <br />
We're heaven-made together, <br />
Forever you and I, <br />
If you ever leave me, <br />
I commit suicide.<br />
<br />
I fell in love with a celebrity, <br />
With all the fame you never noticed me.<br />
<br />
I fell in love with a celebrity, <br />
With all the fame you never noticed me.<br />
<br />
Mirror mirror on the wall, <br />
Tell me who is more fairer, <br />
Than my dearest Keira, <br />
Come on tell me mirror mirror, <br />
Hands down, <br />
The fliest European, <br />
You looking right in the Pirate's of the Carribean, <br />
Let's get it on Miss Elizabeth's one, <br />
Tonight I'm gonna make you a brand new mom, <br />
One night I was bored, <br />
So I played with my sword, <br />
While I watched you on the MTV Movie Awards, <br />
I hear you don't date Americans, <br />
Because you think we too arrogant, <br />
And to your family, <br />
That might be an embarrassment, <br />
So would you love me if I talked with an English accent, <br />
And was not concerned with the latest fashion, <br />
I wrote you a rap song because you important, <br />
Plus I think you look better than Natalie Portman, <br />
Do you understand how much I want to give you my lovin', <br />
So much that I just bought a ticket to London.<br />
<br />
I fell in love with a celebrity, <br />
With all the fame you never noticed me.<br />
<br />
I fell in love with a celebrity, <br />
With all the fame you never noticed me.
