Enter Shikari - Slipshod lyrics

rate me

Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks nice

Get me the manager

Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?

First of all I was greeted with a grimace

Service with a sneer

He don’t want to be here

Second of all I was seated by the window

and the draft was a serious inconvenience

There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn’t mine

We put our order in, I can’t believe the time

This is a shambles, yo cook is a heathen

Yo carpet is ugly and yo veg ain’t in season

My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth

And yo head looks like it was carved out of a nut

Rory C, well, tell em

I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes

This is unacceptable, you’re pushing me to my limits

Please don’t raise yo voice in here sir

This is a respected establishment

I’m sure we can sort this out quietly no?

Oh, really? Well that’s a great vase ya got there

It’d be a real shame if something happened to it

Slipshod, kick it, cunt