Eminem Feat Dr Dre - Guilty Conscience lyrics

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Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old<br />

Fed up with life and the way things are going<br />

He decides to rob a liquor store<br />

But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart<br />

And suddenly his conscience comes into play<br />

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Alright, stop<br />

Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store<br />

And try to get money out the drawer<br />

You better think of the consequence<br />

(But who are you?)<br />

I'm your motherfuckin' conscience<br />

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That's nonsense<br />

Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs<br />

And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs<br />

Tell her you need a place to stay<br />

You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade<br />

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Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to<br />

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you<br />

Think about it before you walk in the door first<br />

Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns<br />

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Fuck that, do that shit, shoot that bitch<br />

Can you afford to blow this shit, are you that rich?<br />

Why you give a fuck if she dies, are you that bitch?<br />

Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?<br />

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Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it<br />

Not over this shit, drop the biscuit<br />

Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you<br />

You know what, Dre? I don't like your attitude<br />

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Meet Stan, twenty-one years old<br />

After meeting a young girl at a rave party<br />

Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom<br />

Once again his conscience comes into play<br />

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Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek<br />

And smearin' her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink<br />

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe<br />

Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old<br />

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You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair<br />

Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair?<br />

Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare<br />

Till she passes out and she forgot how she got there<br />

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Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie, Kids?<br />

No, but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest<br />

Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?<br />

Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail<br />

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Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker<br />

After coming home from a hard day's work<br />

He walks in the door of his trailer park home<br />

To find his wife in bed with another man<br />

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Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin'<br />

Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'<br />

While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off?<br />

Fuck slittin' her throat, cut this bitch's head off<br />

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Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?<br />

What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?<br />

Alright, Shady, maybe he's right Grady<br />

But think about the baby before you get all crazy<br />

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Okay, thought about it, still wanna stab her?<br />

Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her<br />

That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard<br />

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?<br />

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What'chu say?<br />

What's wrong, didn't think I'd remember?<br />

I'ma kill you motherfucker<br />

Uh ah, temper, temper<br />

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Mr. Dre?<br />

Mr. N.W.A.?<br />

Mr. AK<br />

Comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way<br />

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How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?<br />

'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went<br />

Been there, done that, oh, fuck it, what am I sayin'?<br />

Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?