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Emily Ellis - Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up lyrics

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<b>Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up</b> by <i>Emily Ellis</i><br />

may i have your attention please

may i have your attention please

will the real slim shady please shut up

i repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up

we're gonna have a problem here

y'all act like you've never heard a white person before

his rhymes are a bore punkbitch tryin' to be hardcore

marshall mathers back worse than before makin' us snore,

whinin' in the microphone

it's return of the... oh wait, no way, you're a fool,

you didn't pay money for this cd did you?

and dr dre did everything you idiot

without dre's beats yr as good as dead

the world's had enough of eminem

diggy diggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him

look at him walkin' around livin' off dre,

actin' so cool. but he's really kind of weak though

little twit blasts me on his new cd

why? because i turned him down for a date *tee hee*

as for the question of who came first

was it carson daly or was it fred durst

i'm sorry slim but this is gonna hurt

they both came closer than you ever will, jerk

yr song is on my nerves

yr song is on my nerves

yr kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve

that is the message that i deliver to little kids

that you become famous and never know what talent is

of course they're gonna like you

of course they do

yr like a cartoon version of rick schroder on silver spoons

you ain't nuthin' but a product, packaged to be bought up

you know a year from now you won't be thought of

so you write about dead animals and cannibals and some day

you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals

and there's a million women just like me

that think like me, that all can see

that slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty

so if you agree, scream loudly with me

yr slim shady yes yr the real shady

you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating

so won't the real slim shady please shut up

please shut up please shut up

yr slim shady yes yr the real shady

you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating

so won't the real slim shady please shut up

please shut up please shut up

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