At what point does a Shakespeare say 
I feel it's time I write a play 
What subject shall it be today 
A tragedy I've done 

Lovers twain have been united 
Audiences are delighted 
No doubt I shall soon be knighted 
Royal fame I've won 

The Queen has come to every show 
And, flattering, she feigns to know 
A couplet from a verse, also 
A refrain from a rhyme 

But the ones I aim to pleaseth 
Most of all upon my kneeseth 
Are the folk who cough and sneezeth 
Through my prose sublime