Elle Varner - Wtf lyrics

rate me

I was asleep when I heard the alarm

So I ran downstairs to see what's going on

Open my door to unpleasantly find

Somebody really just broke in my ride

What the fuck? What the fuck?

They stole my XM radio,

damn, damn, damn

And a pack of gum

What the fuck? What the fuck?

Damn, damn, damn, damn

So I call my boyfriend, but he did not picked up

He never misses my calls so I stopped by

When I walked in, could not comprehend

Found him in bed with the mail-man

What the fuck? What the fuck?

They was getting it in

Damn, damn, damn, damn

What a way to find out

What the fuck? What the fuck?

Damn, damn, damn, damn

I decided to walk on and blow off some steam

I know it's late but I needed to breathe

Just when I thought that it could not get worse

This fool runs up on me, like hey, give me your purse

What the fuck? What the fuck?

Said you gotta be fucking kidding me,

Damn, damn, damn, damn

He said I actually am not

What the fuck? What the fuck?

Ain't you ever been robbed

Damn, damn, damn, damn

Not quite, this just ain't right

If you knew what I've been through tonight

To begin, just found my man and another man

If you understand, he said

Well I'll be damned

What the fuck? What the fuck?

Really it's too bad

Damn, damn, damn, damn

But either way, I'm still taking your bag

What the fuck? What the fuck?

But he didn't know where I keep my cash

What the fuck? What the fuck?

And my phone is in my jacket pocket

And I never put my cards back in my wallet

So I hope you have a lot of fun with my raggedy bag

and all that lip gloss in it

For the first time of the night I was grinning

He thought he got me but he didn't

But that was of course,

before, I realized

My keys were in the bag, hahaha.

Thanks to Doc Ballard for correcting these lyrics