Eliza Dushku - My Console lyrics

rate me

My console believe me I like it on

I’m that bitch with the box

That can pwn ’til dawn

Trollin’ you noobs

With my fresh moves

While my fuckin’ gamepad

Vibrates and you lose

I’m sorry if you cant’t understand

But I need my console

Hooked up to broadband

Don’t mean to offend

During online chat

But you say “rematch”

I say “fuck that”

So what I’m a chick

With a purse and lipstick

It’s my tits and mad skills

Versus your “little stick”

My name is Dushku

I star on TV shows

But I couldn’t survive

Without my console

Terrorizin’ my friends

With the press of a button

I talk a bunch of shit to noobs

But they don’t say nothing

My console’s hot from being best

My nickname is “Red Ring of Death”

Controller in grip ’bout to go beyond

Get fresh batteries if I don’t respond

Cause I pawn everyday at home or away

I disconnect so quick they can’t complain

I’m that bitch who runs the show

Keepin’ noobs sayin’ “whoa!”

But I know I can’t live

Without my console<br />

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