ELEVENTYSEVEN - Evil Genius lyrics

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Out in the hallway<br>

I said hello<br>

The dance is this friday,<br>

Do you wanna go?<br>

Probably not, she promptly replied.<br>

But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy.<br>

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Yeah I should've known<br>

I'd end up at home<br>

Watching my starwars box trilogy. <br>

But here is the truth,<br>

If she only knew<br>

That I've got a secret she'd never believe<br>

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Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius<br>

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.<br>

And she'll never know that<br>

We can take over the world<br>

With cyborg robot squirrels.<br>

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Down in the basement<br>

I wish she could see<br>

The monkeys I've altered, Genetically.<br>

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.<br>

Its not quite completed<br>

But it's coming soon.<br>

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When I fall asleep<br>

All I do is dream<br>

Of candle lit dates in the laboratory.<br>

And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate<br>

On the assembly of my robot army<br>

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Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius<br>

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.<br>

And she'll never know that<br>

We can take over the world<br>

With cyborg robot squirrels.<br>

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I worked up the nerve<br>

To go to the dance<br>

Theres no reason I couldnt give it a chance<br>

I walked through the door<br>

And what should I see<br>

But it was kelly starring back at me<br>

And she said<br>

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I've always wanted to be a mad professor <br>

With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester<br>

If thats the kind of thing your into<br>

I'm your girl.<br>

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'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius<br>

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland<br>

And now that I've found you<br>

We can take over the world<br>

With cyborg robot squirrels.<br>

With cyborg robot squirrels.<br>

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<i>[Thanks to Jenny J. (jennyja@bellsouth.net) for these lyrics]</i><br>

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