Electric Funstuff - Has Anybody Here Seen My Corpse? lyrics

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Electric Funstuff presents a story which is sad but true.<br />

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The ranger left our party in a pinch,<br />

The fight had looked like it would be a cinch,<br />

But the mage ran out of mana,<br />

The cleric said manana,<br />

and I was dead before I'd moved an inch.<br />

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See, I told ya it was a sad story.<br />

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Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,<br />

I lost my stuff, I'm feeling, out of sorts,<br />

Those trains just keep chasin,<br />

No idea which way I'm facin',<br />

Has anybody here seen my corpse?<br />

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I'm fuming cuz my servers down again,<br />

those women I've been chasing are all men,<br />

"My name's Galadriel!"<br />

I asked one to join my side, <br />

she just laughed until she cried and said,<br />

Get your skill at begging up to ten.<br />

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Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,<br />

I move so slow, I wish I had a horse,<br />

It's night and I can't see, <br />

danger in front of me,<br />

Has anybody here seen my corpse?<br />

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"Holy Cats, we're in the banjo spawning grounds!<br />

"Ow! <br />

Killed my pet! <br />

You're the tank, you kill it!<br />

Ow! <br />

I'm almost dead, <br />

this is it! <br />

sproing <br />

good thing that guard came by."<br />

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Well everything cons red now, when I play,<br />

what would I like my tombstone to say?<br />

Thanks well it's been fun,<br />

five more minutes then I'm done,<br />

I've been sayin' that to myself since, yesterday.<br />

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"I'll be right there sugar just as soon as I kill this skeleton,<br />

and this shadow wolf,<br />

and this fire beetle."<br />

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Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,<br />

this game will be grounds for my divorce.<br />

The lag times can be chokin', <br />

the quests can all be broken,<br />

but still I keep coming back, of course<br />

And I will surely seek you,<br />

Next time you're on EQ,<br />

Cuz maybe oh just maybe,<br />

maybe oh just maybe,<br />

maybe you might have seen my corpse.<br />

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Dang moss snake.