Einstein vs Stephen Hawking - Epic Rap Battles of History Ep. 7 lyrics

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Epic Rap Battles Of History

Albert Einstein Vs Stephen Hawking

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[MC Mr Napkins (aka Zach Sherwyn) as Albert Einstein (14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955)]

When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown

So take a seat Steve

Opp, I see you brought your own

What’s with your voice?

I can’t frickin tell

You sound like WALL-E

Having sex with a Speak & Spell

I’ll school you anywhere

MIT to Oxford

All your fans will be like:

“um, that was Hawk-ward”

I’m as dope as two rappers

You better be scared

Cause that means Albert E

Equals M C squared

[Nice Peter as Stephen William Hawking, (born 8 January 1942)]

You’ve got no idea what you’re messing with here boy

I got 12 inch rims on my chair, that’s how I roll y’all

You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

I’ll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time

When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind

I’m the best

I’m the Snoop Dogg of Science

I’ll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulder of giants

[Albert Einstein]

I’m a giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on, if you can stand

I’ll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand

You can’t destroy matter or me, for serious

Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was

[... as Stephen William Hawking]

There are 10,000,000

Million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe

Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

You wanna bring the heat

With the mushroom clouds you’re making

I’m about to bake raps from scratch, like Carl Sagan

And while it’s true

That my work is based on you

I’m a super computer

You’re like a TI-82

carl sagan : oooooooooooo

[Voice Over]

Who won?

Who’s Next?

You decide

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