Edmund Tan - Sang-Nila-Utama lyrics
rate meWe Live In Singapura<br />
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Sang Nila, Utama<br />
Saw a lion, alamak<br />
Name the village Singapura, then run very far<br />
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Years later, ang mor came<br />
Stamford Raffles was his name<br />
Posed for statues very nice, we kenna colonize<br />
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(Instru)<br />
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Singapura very strong<br />
Big guns all, pointing wrong<br />
Japanese, came on bikes, invade us from our backside<br />
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War is over, ang mor back<br />
Singaporeans no respect<br />
Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independance! <br />
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CHORUS<br />
I live in Singapura<br />
It's not perfect living<br />
But at least it's interesting<br />
I live in Singapura<br />
Though it's kind of crazy<br />
We win other country<br />
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David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock<br />
National Anthem starts to rock<br />
Yusof Ishak the big man, guess who's PM?<br />
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Malaysia say, come join me<br />
Two of us be same country<br />
Then not happy, Then make PM cry<br />
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PM Lee lead country<br />
Build jurong and HDB<br />
Made the country clean and green, opposition cannot win<br />
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JB Jeya no more funds, <br />
Chee Soon Juan won't eat his buns<br />
Lim How Doong, what a goon, 'Don't talk cock' in parliament<br />
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CHORUS<br />
I live in Singapura<br />
It's not perfect living<br />
But at least it's interesting<br />
I live in Singapura<br />
Though it's kind of crazy<br />
We win other country<br />
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Kick out from Malaysia Cup<br />
Michael Faye pain in the butt<br />
S-League, Tea Dancing, Ah Bengs love Modern Talking<br />
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McDonalds Hello Kitty<br />
Everyone drink Bubble tea<br />
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan, James Lye is VR Man<br />
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(Instru)<br />
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Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway<br />
Malaysian water buay ho sei<br />
Mahathir's friend Datuk Anwar, Mathathir says he's chow Ah Qua<br />
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NDP, aunties rush<br />
Everyone it's fun to flush<br />
Bubble gums are all banned, ask your friends buy from thailand<br />
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CHORUS<br />
I live in Singapura<br />
It's not perfect living<br />
But at least it's interesting<br />
I live in Singapura<br />
Though it's kind of crazy<br />
We win other country<br />
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Driving car, not funny<br />
Bid on cars with C-O-E<br />
E-R-P, Road Tax, PARF until I want to barf<br />
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Why our locals have to pay?<br />
Foreign talent are okay<br />
Housing estate upgrade<br />
By contractors who go pok kai<br />
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IMF must follow<br />
Want to protest, go indoors<br />
M-R-T not so fast<br />
Newater they laugh at us<br />
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I live in Singapura<br />
It's not perfect living<br />
But at least it's in-teresting<br />
I live in Singapura<br />
Though it's kind of crazy<br />
We win other country<br />
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Baby bonus, maid levy<br />
Singtel Shares give out for free<br />
Jack Neo, Kit Chan, sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun<br />
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Beckham parties with models<br />
Has affair but no one knows<br />
S-league, go world cup, can come true if they don't suck<br />
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Mahathir then Abdullah<br />
Bar top dancing at the bars<br />
Budget airlines start to pa (ie fight) Stop speaking Singlish lah<br />
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Gay is okay says PM<br />
SM Lee becomes MM<br />
PM Lee the same name, here we go all over again.<br />
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WE LIVE IN SINGAPURA!</
