Eddie Cantor - Makin' Whoopee lyrics

rate me

Another bride, another groom

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

For makin' whoopee.

You get some shoes, a little rice

The groom's so nervous, he answers twice;

It's really thrillin' that he's so willin'

For makin' whoopie.

(Bridge:)

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling;

Picture that same love nest,

And see what a year will bring.

He's doin' dishes and baby clothes;

He's so ambitious, he even sews.

Just don't forget, folks, that's what you get, folks,

For makin' whoopie.

Another year, maybe less

What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?

She feels neglected, and he's suspected

Of makin' whoopee

Yeah, she sits alone,

Most every night

He doesn't phone, he doesn't write

He says he's busy,

But she says, "Is he?"

He's makin' whoopee

Now, he doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You'll pay six to her."

He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"

Judge say, "Budge. Right into jail.

You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee."

Yes, yeah, you better keep her

Daddy, I think it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee

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